And it's over. My entire body aches. I just worked the largest Oscar party in Los Angeles from 10 pm until 7 am. I cameback from the mansion last night, got dragged into a hotel room by the other staff, poured myself a glass of bourbon from a REALLY expensive bottle I stole (it's only fair - I drove their van all week long without any payment or anything) and got my ear talked off by everybody who was super coked up. I put up with it as best I could and then went to bed. I was just too tired. I saw a lot of famous people last night. They all have normal sized heads. I mean physically speaking. I think I have always thought that celebrities had smaller heads. Is that weird?